So far the cardboard cut outs were working beautifully, voters couldn't tell the difference and gaffes were down 100 percent. (kia): Thousands of cardboard stand-ups are dispatched to campaign spots across America after the McCain and Obama camps discover that "cut-outs" were polling stronger than the candidates themselves. (flobbygoat): Obama's timely message of new hope guarantees him the Hispanic lightsaber wielder vote. (Drewcypher): McCain showed more depth and flexibility than voters are used to. (jrem): The Merkelsons, after great debate, decided that they'd rather have their picture taken with a cardboard cutout than John McCain, even if he was there in person, glaring at them while they took their picture. (dpolitico): Ever the political chameleons, McCain and Obama appear at the National Billboard, Sign and Display Convention. (montyburnz): "C'mon honey, enjoy what we can get. You know that we won't see the real guys in Mississippi again." (flasunbum):
